Another day, another set of rankings to get riled up about.
This time, it’s a look at the best cities in the U.S. for vampires to thrive, courtesy of lawncare firm Lawn Love.
The survey accounts for population, number of blood centers and blood drives, number of casket suppliers, homes with basements for sale, and average cloud cover.
It also factors in negative qualities for bloodsuckers, including number of churches, average annual amount of sunshine, and – naturally – the number of garlic festivals.
So where does the Valley sit? Take a look at the chart below: